Santa and Banta met in the street. Banta: Where are you coming from? Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law. Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face? Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!
Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save? Santa: Of course, the tiger. Banta: But why? Santa: Very few are left!
Jeeto: I wish you'd bring home a Water Melon. My mother is coming today, and you know she'd give half her life for a good Water Melon. Santa: Really! Then I'll bring two!
Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman? Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!